Falafell: most players can’t get past 10

You are a falafel. You tap to stay in the air, and a sky full of hot sauce bottles wants you dead. That is the whole game.

Most players cannot get past 10. The bottles do not move, the physics never change, and you still keep losing.

No tutorial, no hand-holding. You learn the rest by dying.

There are 15 characters hidden in the game. You start as a plain falafel and the rest reveal themselves as you hit score milestones, play enough rounds, or die enough times. One appears only at an exact score, with no hint that it exists.

The controls are tight and the physics are fair, which is the point. When you crash you know it was your fault, and that is what makes you tap play again.

Fair warning: the download is 186 MB, which is large for a one-tap arcade game. That is the cost of hand-drawn pixel art at full resolution rather than stretched sprites.